We’ve all heard the rumors of the secret society that supposedly exists. The most powerful entertainers are said to be members of the Illuminati. This society looks out for its people; they remain successful, they stay out of trouble, and always bounce back from controversy. I don’t care whether it exists or not, but I hear members have to have a “blood sacrifice.” In other words, someone close to them must die before they can join. So I hope none of my friends put in their application.

Anywho, if this society does exist, it’s clear that the Illuminati looks out for its people, because these artists wouldn’t have made it otherwise. Who am I talking about….?